Grafitti

I saw this statement and rebuttal in the cab of a locomotive that had obviously been to the states.

ALL CANADIANS ARE COCK SUCKERS (done very messily)

(in very nice cursive) At least we're useful

Well that degraded quickly

Me (texting Mike about a previous conversation regarding something called back pressure in his motorcycle engine): Taking the baffles out of your muffler effectively shortened your exhaust system and changed the fill pattern in the chamber. What your engine likes is a longer pipe. Small engines are easily affected by changes in air wave patterns.

Mike: Fuck your hat

me: Ha

Mike: No one talks to me like that and gets away with it

Me: So I shouldn't send that pic of my asshole then?

The Trouble Clef

One Unhappy Grapefruit

These pictures are the first tattoos that I have done. The grapefruit in question was really an innocent bystander in all of this. It was just sitting at the grocery store minding its own business when I came by, purchased it, and started filling it with ink without any real plan.

"Oooops!" I said after drawing a particularly awkward line attempting the eye ball.

"The grapefruit seriously does not want to hear that!" Said my friend who is guiding me in the techniques of tattoos.

"Yeah, well, this fruit is seriously going to be looking for a cover up!"

Untitled

or "It's not me that is crazy. It is I that am MAD!!!" (borrowed from Ren & Stimpy: Space Madness)

Alien Fossil

Captain Picard and The Green Eyed Monster

Alien Fossil: Hominoid

So I'm gonna start just posting my raw drawings instead of waiting to get them all gussied up and what not. Hey If there's actually anyone reading this I wouldn't mind some kind of feed back. This is one of the many skulls I've drawn (though there are only a couple actually on the blog) and I was thinking of putting them on t-shirts or posters or something. I was going to make a subdivision of my online store John Henry and call it Alien Fossil. But I think I might just change it to Skully, which was a term the jocks at my high school used for fellatio. Using that particular word for drawings of skulls amuses me on some deep level that I can't quite explain. Is that irony? Feels like it somehow, but I'm not so sure.