Sitting at a table in the lunch room with F. and J.
Me: So have either of you seen the new "Star Trek" movie?
F. & J. together: No (F. starts to say he wants to but J. talks over him) I hate Star Trek! It's so stupid.
Me: Well actually you don't really have to be a fan of the other movies to enjoy..
J.: Oh it's just so dumb! (makes a face)
Me: Easy Captain Negative!
F.: (snickering) My sensors are picking up some hostility!
Me: Yeah! Set your phasers to "Sorry"!
